Single People on Valentine's Day

Let's be real for a minute, can we?
Have you ever been single and wanted to be in a relationship so badly, but then the moment you get into one, your brain sorta does a 180° turn like "F*# that!"?
Oh, I know you can relate. Uh-huh.
And it doesn't really even matter if you're single during this Valentine's weekend. You were single at one point or another.

#1. Spotlight Single
This one has just got out of a horrible relationship and has now given up on love completely. Their personality composes a mixture of over-confidence and independence. They don't just dance to Single Ladies as a way of celebrating single life.
They TURN UP.
Their every dance move is intended to send a message. They find the idea of falling in love absolutely ridiculous, and they will laugh in your face if you happen to mention how in love you are. Basically, this type of single is CRAY.
Also, I'm this type of single...LOL.

#2. Sappy Single
Their life is constantly in a state of confusion.
"Why am I single?"
"Why won't anyone like me?"
Chances are, this kind of person is still in love with their ex, and every other ex before their most recent ex. They get so invested in relationships so quickly, they cannot stand being alone. Especially on Valentine's Day.
They are always watching romantic movies, soap operas, their entire playlist contains songs like Wait For You by Eliot Yamin and How Do I Breathe by Mario.

#3. Fling Freak
This type of single is one that's never really single only because they will always be jumping from relationship to relationship for one reason or another.
He has a really dope ride.
He's the sweetest guy in the world.
He just got heartbroken.
He used to be my crush back in 'ryma.
...on and on...
All their friends have to communicate in that awkward:
"Hey girl, how you been? Form ni gani this Valentine's na Jaymo...er...Collo...Jeff..er..???"
"Kevo. Broke up with Stevo last week. He was too (clingy)"

#4. The Seeker
These singles have been so for a really long time they can't help being relentlessly on the hunt. They are literally proactive about getting into a relationship and unlike the sappy ones, these singles are determined and innovative about their cause. They have accounts in every single dating site and other social media sites you can imagine.
Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Hi5, Eharmony....name it.
They will DM you out of nowhere "Hello, I'm Sophia. U want to be friends".
OMG, you are CREEPY if you happen to be this kind of person.

Which type of single person are you today?